We build systems
that turn on you.
Turbotopia is a small studio making games where the spreadsheet is the enemy: run a black-market empire until the feds notice, or gamble your way out of the afterlife one bad hand at a time.
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Black Market Management System
Drug Wars meets Football Manager — for people who found Football Manager too relaxing.
- —Turn-based day/week cycles with price shifts, heat, and random events
- —A crew with needs, loyalty, succession, and its own bad ideas
- —Named rivals who scheme, expose intent, and fight you for territory
- —Investigations, warrants, and raids instead of random busts
02
Craps, I'm Dead
A rogue-lite casino run through the one afterlife where the house always wins.
- —Four tables: Blackjack, High-Low, Craps, and Roulette
- —Persistent chips, unlocks, and permanent modifiers between runs
- —Judgment at the end of every run: Heaven, Hell, or one more lap
- —A protagonist who will not stop narrating your losses
"Oh good — another chance to disappoint an omniscient being."
The studio
Turbotopia is one person and an unreasonable number of spreadsheets — designing economies to be gamed by day and afterlives to be survived by night. So far that's produced a market simulator with a legal department and a casino with a body count.
Builds both games
Cares about turn resolution order and juice in roughly equal measure. Has yet to find a spreadsheet problem juice can't also fix.
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